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News Sports

Home Runs, Honor, and Legacy: A Long Drive into the Careers of Bonds, Aaron, Rolen, and Schmidt in the Era of Steroids

Jon Nuze August 9, 2024

The debate surrounding baseball’s greatest home run hitters has long been a contentious issue, accentuated by the complex intersection of talent, baseball ethics, and public perception. Among the names that inevitably arise in this...

3 Minutes

News Politics Science Unexplained!

Unprecedented Battle Erupts at House of Representatives as Time-Displaced Terry Funk Rampages

Jon Nuze July 4, 2024

**BREAKING: Unprecedented Battle Erupts at House of Representatives as Time-Displaced Terry Funk Rampages* Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events that Vince McMahon would have loved, the usually hallowed halls of the...

3 Minutes

News Politics Unexplained!

Mysterious Sightings of Ghostly Apparitions Spook White House Staff

Jon Nuze June 17, 2024

Washington D.C. – In a shocking revelation, multiple sources within the White House have come forward to report a series of bizarre and unexplained sightings of ghostly apparitions lurking in the somewhat hallowed halls...

3 Minutes

Celebrity News Science Unexplained!

Shocking Discovery on the Moon – Hitler Found Alive, Accompanied by Mysterious Mothman Entity

Jon Nuze June 14, 2024

In a stunning and brave turn of events, a team of NASA astronauts on a routine mission to the moon has made a shocking, and we mean shocking discovery! Adolf Hitler, the infamous former...

2 Minutes

Celebrity News Politics Science

Breaking News President Goes Missing in Woods

Jon Nuze June 12, 2024

**Breaking News Updated** Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden’s visit to the National Park System took an unexpected turn yesterday when he got lost in the wilderness and...

2 Minutes

News Politics Unexplained!

Congressional Clash: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Engage in Heated Debate Over Meat Packing

Jon Nuze June 12, 2024

Washington D.C. – In a tense and dramatic hearing, Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene and Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed over the meat packing industry, with both sides accusing the other of being out...

3 Minutes

Law Politics

Biden Administration Moves to Strengthen Immigration System, Reforms in Sight

Jon Nuze June 12, 2024

Washington D.C. – The Biden administration has taken no steps to revamp the country’s immigration system, promising to make it more humane, efficient, and fair. In a series of executive actions, President Joe Biden...

1 Minute

News

The Light At End of The Tunnel

Jon Nuze February 20, 2018

Seems so much has changed in the last two years since we’ve been gone…. Trump is President, Paul Ryan is a d-bag and people hate each other… After attending many CA (Cheese Anonymous)...

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We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Rusty Scissors February 20, 2018

Greetings FauxNews Viewers, Sorry for the long delay. JonNuze and I have been neck deep in trouble, but boy do we have some stories to share with you all! We’ve been roaming this lovely...

1 Minute

News Politics

Trump for President!

Jon Nuze August 25, 2015

Everyone knows in his day and age what we need as country, NO a people to return this great land to it’s former glorious state! We need a leader with a wicked hairpiece, brain, money,...

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